A distinguished mallard in a brown fedora holds a pipe with an air of tremendous self-importance, standing in the grass against a breezy blue sky. Deadpan and delightful — the card for anyone who appreciates a good insult delivered with style. Front reads "Happy Birthday You Old Quack." Size: A2 (4.25x5.5), blank inside. Matching envelope. Printed on 100% recycled paper, made with wind power in the USA.